32 NFL Teams and Their Best Dad Jokes to Tackle Your Laughs
- Laugh Daddy
- Sep 4
- 4 min read
Updated: Sep 27
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Football season is here, and it brings with it the thrill of game days, the fun of tailgating, and of course, a healthy dose of dad jokes. Whether you cheer for your favorite team or simply enjoy the company of friends and family, a good laugh can boost the spirit and enhance the game day experience. In this post, Laugh Daddy shares a dad joke for each of the 32 NFL teams. From the bold to the cheeky, there’s a joke waiting for every fan!
So grab your favorite snack, settle into your game-day chair, and get ready to tackle some groan-worthy humor that promises to score laughs!
AFC East
Buffalo Bills
Why did the Buffalo Bills go to the bank?
Because they wanted to get their quarterback!
Miami Dolphins
What do you call a dolphin that plays football?
A "fin"-tastic player!
New England Patriots
Why don’t the New England Patriots use the internet?
Because they can’t seem to find a good connection!
New York Jets
Why did the New York Jets bring string to the game?
To tie the score!
AFC North
Baltimore Ravens
Why did the Baltimore Ravens start a gardening club?
Because they wanted to grow their own "Ravens"!
Cincinnati Bengals
What do you call a Bengal who can play the piano?
A "purr-fect" musician!
Cleveland Browns
Why did the Cleveland Browns bring a ladder to the game?
Because they heard the playoffs were up for grabs!
Pittsburgh Steelers
Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers go to art school?
Because they wanted to learn how to draw a crowd!
AFC South
Houston Texans
Why did the Houston Texans bring a pencil to the game?
In case they needed to draw a play!
Indianapolis Colts
What do you call a horse that plays football?
A "colt" that can score!
Jacksonville Jaguars
Why did the Jacksonville Jaguars bring a suitcase to the game?
Because they wanted to pack a win!
Tennessee Titans
Why did the Tennessee Titans always carry a map?
Because they didn’t want to lose their way to victory!
AFC West
Denver Broncos
Why did the Denver Broncos bring a blanket to the game?
Because they wanted to stay warm during the cold snaps!
Kansas City Chiefs
What do you call a chief who loves to play hide and seek?
A "Chief" who always finds you!
Las Vegas Raiders
Why did the Las Vegas Raiders go to the casino?
To try their luck at winning the big game!
Los Angeles Chargers
Why did the Los Angeles Chargers bring a battery to the game?
Because they wanted to stay charged up!
NFC East
Dallas Cowboys
Why did the Dallas Cowboys bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
New York Giants
What do you call a giant who loves to play football?
A "big" fan of the game!
Philadelphia Eagles
Why did the Philadelphia Eagles bring a feather to the game?
To help them soar to victory!
Washington Commanders
Why did the Washington Commanders always carry a compass?
Because they wanted to find their way to the end zone!
NFC North
Chicago Bears
Why did the Chicago Bears bring a picnic to the game?
Because they wanted to have a "bear-y" good time!
Detroit Lions
What do you call a lion who plays football?
A "roaring" success on the field!
Green Bay Packers
Why did the Green Bay Packers bring a snow shovel to the game?
To clear the way for their victory!
Minnesota Vikings
Why did the Minnesota Vikings bring a boat to the game?
Because they wanted to sail to the playoffs!
NFC South
Atlanta Falcons
Why did the Atlanta Falcons bring a broom to the game?
To sweep the competition away!
Carolina Panthers
What do you call a panther who plays football?
A "purr-fect" athlete!
New Orleans Saints
Why did the New Orleans Saints bring a trumpet to the game?
To blow their own horn after a touchdown!
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Why did the Tampa Bay Buccaneers bring a treasure map to the game?
Because they were searching for the ultimate victory!
NFC West
Arizona Cardinals
Why did the Arizona Cardinals bring a sun hat to the game?
To stay cool while they score!
Los Angeles Rams
What do you call a ram who plays football?
A "baa-rilliant" player!
San Francisco 49ers
Why did the San Francisco 49ers bring a shovel to the game?
Because they wanted to dig deep for a win!
Seattle Seahawks
Why did the Seattle Seahawks bring a raincoat to the game?
Because they were ready for a "storm" of touchdowns!
NFL Dad Joke Game Day Humor
As the NFL season unfolds, these dad jokes are sure to bring smiles to fans, families, and friends alike. Whether you are at the stadium, hosting a watch party, or enjoying a quiet evening at home, these light-hearted jokes can break the ice and spark laughter. Research shows that laughter can improve mood and create a sense of bonding, making these jokes perfect for any gathering.
So, when you find yourself with fellow football enthusiasts, don’t hesitate to share your favorite NFL dad jokes. After all, laughter is one of the best plays in the game of life!
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