🚽 Bathroom Humor (Clean!) Dad Jokes

Toilet & Potty Puns

• Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.

• I told a joke in the bathroom. It went down the drain.

• Why don’t toilets ever get invited to parties? They always flush too early.

Shower Thoughts

• I do my best thinking in the shower… mostly about why I’m still using 2-in-1 shampoo.

• I tried to sing in the shower, but the soap told me to pipe down.

• Why did the loofah get promoted? It was exfoliating excellence.

Cleanliness & Hygiene

• I asked my soap if it wanted to hear a joke. It said, “I’m too clean for that.”

• Why did the toothbrush get a raise? It always went the extra mile.

• I told my kids to clean their room. They said, “We’re not in the bathroom.”

Plumbing & Pipes

• I tried to fix the sink myself. Now it’s a water feature.

• Why did the plumber become a comedian? He knew how to deliver punch lines.

• I asked my faucet for advice. It said, “Go with the flow.”