💻 Tech & Gadgets Dad Jokes

General Tech Humor

• Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes.

• I told my phone a joke… it didn’t laugh, but it did freeze.

• Why don’t robots ever panic? They have nerves of steel.

Coding & Programming

• I would tell you a joke about Java, but it might not class well.

• Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.

• I tried to debug my toaster. Turns out it wasn’t a software issue—it just needed bread.

Phones & Apps

• I downloaded a meditation app… now I’m stressed about keeping my streak.

• Why did the smartphone go to school? It wanted to improve its screen time.

• I asked Siri to tell me a joke. She said, “You.”

AI & Robots

• I asked my robot vacuum to clean up my life. It just beeped and ran away.

• Why did the AI break up with its partner? It lost interest in their data.

• I told my smart speaker a joke. It responded, “I’ll pretend to laugh.”