🌍 Travel & Geography Dad Jokes

General Travel Humor

• I’d tell you a joke about airplanes, but it might fly over your head.

• I tried to take a road trip, but my GPS said, “Emotionally? You’re lost.”

• Why don’t mountains get tired? Because they peak early.

Maps & Directions

• I asked my map for advice. It said, “You’re going in circles.”

• Why did the compass break up with the ruler? It couldn’t find direction in the relationship.

• I told my GPS a joke. It said, “Recalculating…”

International Puns

• I went to France and tried to be polite. I said “Oui,” but my accent said “Weird.”

• I asked Italy if it had any good jokes. It said, “Pasta-bly.”

• I tried to learn geography, but I couldn’t find the motivation—it was off the map.

Road Trips & Airports

• I packed for a road trip. Forgot clothes, but remembered snacks. Priorities.

• Why did the suitcase go to therapy? It had too much baggage.

• I told the airport security a joke. They said, “Sir, please step aside.”