🚪 Knock-Knock Dad Jokes

Classic Format

1. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Lettuce.
   Lettuce who?
   Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

2. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Tank.
   Tank who?
   You’re welcome!

3. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Boo.
   Boo who?
   Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Food-Themed

1. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Olive.
   Olive who?
   Olive you and I miss you!

2. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Donut.
   Donut who?
   Donut forget to laugh!

Animal-Themed

1. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Cow says.
   Cow says who?
   Cow says moooo!

2. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Interrupting sheep.
   Interrupting sheep wh—
   BAAA!

Tech-Themed

1. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Wi-Fi.
   Wi-Fi who?
   Wi-Fi-nally got a signal!

2. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Java.
   Java who?
   Java nice day!