🕰️ History & Time Travel Dad Jokes

General History Humor

• Why did the historian break up with the archaeologist? Too much digging into the past.

• I asked my history teacher if he remembered the dinosaurs. He said, “Only the dad-osaur.”

• Napoleon wasn’t short—he was just a little overthrone.

Ancient Civilizations

• Why didn’t the Romans ever get lost? They always took the Via Appia.

• I tried to write a joke about ancient Egypt, but it was too pyramid-scheme-y.

• The Greeks invented democracy… and dad jokes, probably.

Famous Figures

• I told a joke about George Washington. It was revolutionary.

• Einstein walked into a bar… and it bent space-time.

• Cleopatra was the queen of denial—and dad jokes.

Time Travel

• I tried to make a time travel joke… but you didn’t like it yesterday.

• Why did the time traveler bring a pencil? In case he needed to draw conclusions in the past.

• I went back in time to stop myself from telling dad jokes. I failed—twice.