🎓 School & Learning Dad Jokes

Math Jokes

• Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

• Parallel lines have so much in common… it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

• I told my calculator a joke. It didn’t get it—it’s not programmed for humor.

Science Jokes

• Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything.

• I tried to make a chemistry joke, but I got no reaction.

• Biology students do it with cells.

History Jokes

• Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

• I asked my history teacher if he remembered the dinosaurs. He said, “Only the dad-osaur.”

• Napoleon may not have been tall, but he made a big impact—he was a little overthrone.

English & Grammar

• I before E… except after C… and in weird cases like “weird.”

• I used to be a poet, but I couldn’t rhyme for shift.

• The past, present, and future walked into a classroom. It was tense.

School Life

• I told my teacher I was invisible. She said, “I can’t see you doing that.”

• School is like a vending machine—sometimes you put in effort and still get nothing.

• I asked my kid how school was. He said, “It’s a place where dreams go to nap.”