🔨 DIY & Home Improvement Dad Jokes

Tool & Hardware Puns

• I bought a new drill. It’s boring… in the best way.

• Why did the hammer break up with the nail? It felt like it was being used.

• I told my wrench a joke. It said, “You’re nuts.”

Fix-It Fails

• I tried to fix the sink myself. Now it’s a water feature.

• I painted the living room. The color? “Oops Beige.”

• I installed a shelf. It’s now holding up my self-esteem.

Construction & Renovation

• I’d tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.

• Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.

• I built a birdhouse. The birds gave it a 2-star review—said it lacked curb appeal.

Home Projects

• I started a DIY project. Now I have a new shelf and 3 fewer friends.

• I tried to hang a picture. Now I have a hole in the wall and a story to tell.

• My toolbox is like my sense of humor—full of rusty bits and dad jokes.