💼 Work & Office Life Dad Jokes

General Office Humor

• Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a few days off.

• I told my boss three companies were after me… gas, electric, and water.

• I used to work in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate.

Meetings & Emails

• I survived another meeting that should’ve been an email. I deserve a medal.

• Why don’t skeletons attend meetings? They don’t have the guts.

• I sent my resume to a paper company. They said I was overqualified in folding under pressure.

Remote Work

• I love working from home. My commute is just a trip over the dog.

• I asked my Wi-Fi if it was feeling okay. It said it was a little “spotty.”

• My home office is 90% snacks and 10% productivity.

Boss & Coworkers

• My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.

• Coworkers are like family. You don’t choose them, and they borrow your stapler.

• I told my coworker a joke about spreadsheets. It didn’t excel.