🧪 Science & Nerdy Dad Jokes

Physics & Chemistry

• Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

• I told a chemistry joke once… there was no reaction.

• I tried to bond with my chemistry teacher. Turns out, we had no chemistry.

Biology & Life Sciences

• Why did the biologist break up with the physicist? They had no cell connection.

• I asked my DNA if it liked dad jokes. It said, “You’re genetically predisposed.”

• I told my mitochondria a joke. It powered through the cringe.

Space & Astronomy

• Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.

• I asked the moon for advice. It said, “Just phase through it.”

• I tried to make a joke about black holes… but it sucked.

Math & Logic

• Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone.

• I told a math joke. It didn’t add up.

• I tried to divide my attention, but I couldn’t find the common denominator.

Tech & Nerd Culture

• I asked my computer if it liked dad jokes. It said, “404: Humor not found.”

• Why did the nerd bring a ladder to class? To reach a higher level of understanding.

• I told a joke at Comic-Con. It got a Marvel-ous response.