🍔 Food & Cooking 

General Food Puns

• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down—just like chips.

• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Breakfast Jokes

• Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.

• I like my toast like I like my mornings—slightly burnt and full of regret.

• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

BBQ & Grilling

• I tried to grill a chicken, but it just kept running away.

• I named my grill “George.” Now I’m officially on a first-name basis with my meat.

• Why did the steak get promoted? It was well done.

Restaurant & Dining

• I asked the waiter if the soup was homemade. He said, “No, it was souped up.”

• I ordered a chicken salad but got a chicken that looked sad. Guess it was a “chicken sulk.”

• I told the chef his pasta was a little saucy. He said, “Thanks, I get that a lot.”

Desserts

• I scream, you scream, the neighbors call the cops.

• Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crumby.

• I tried to make a cake but it was a piece of flake