🏋️‍♂️ Sports & Fitness Dad Jokes

General Sports Humor

• Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

• I tried to play baseball, but it was a swing and a miss—just like my dating life.

• I told my treadmill we needed to take a break. It was running too fast in the relationship.

Gym & Fitness

• I don’t lift weights. I lift spirits… and occasionally donuts.

• I did a push-up today. Actually, I fell down and had to push myself back up. Close enough.

• I signed up for a yoga class. So far, I’ve mastered the nap pose.

Team Sports

• Why did the basketball team go to the bank? To get their bounce checked.

• I used to play soccer, but I kept kicking it with my dad jokes.

• The football team hired a dad as coach. Now every play ends with a pun.

Outdoor Activities

• I went hiking once. It was uphill both ways—emotionally.

• Why did the runner bring string to the race? To tie the score.

• I tried rock climbing, but the rocks weren’t very supportive.