🌦️ Weather & Nature Dad Jokes

Weather Jokes

• Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It felt overshadowed.

• I tried to make a joke about lightning, but it was shocking.

• What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister.

Rain & Storms

• I told my umbrella a joke. It said, “That’s over my head.”

• Why don’t storms ever get invited to parties? They always bring thunderous drama.

• I asked the rain if it was okay. It said, “I’m just going through a phase.”

Seasons

• Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party… with allergies.”

• I told my wife I was falling for her. She said, “It’s autumn, calm down.”

• Summer called. It wants its sweat back.

Gardening & Plants

• I tried to grow a joke tree. It didn’t take root—it was too punny.

• Why did the plant go to therapy? It had too many issues to leaf behind.

• I asked my cactus for advice. It said, “Don’t be so prickly.”

Animals in Nature

• Why don’t trees gossip? They’re too rooted in their values.

• I saw a squirrel doing yoga. It was working on its acorn pose.

• Bees don’t waste time. They always buzz-ness first.