🧠 Puns & Wordplay Dad Jokes

General Wordplay

• I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

• I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.

• I was struggling to figure out how lightning works… then it struck me.

One-Liners

• I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

• I’d tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

• I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Homophones & Homonyms

• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

• I got hit in the head with a can of soda. Luckily, it was a soft drink.

Tongue Twisters & Twisted Logic

• If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?

• I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

• I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.